Minecraft Server Roasts & Rants

aew, civil discussion, community guidelines, constructive criticism, controversial opinions, critique, Diversity, Fans, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive language, online discourse, Open-mindedness, Pedophiles, professional wrestling, Rants, respectful debate, respectful dialogue, Roasts, Server, Thread, tolerance, Transgender, wrestling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	1912
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	9754
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	59

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	3234	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5333
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Emeralds Found:	587
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	4478	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	113

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6896
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com