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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2093 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 3267 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.
we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.