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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5311 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 117 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!