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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 112 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4104 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7562 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 117 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!