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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7584 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8515 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!