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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5130 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Our server is so wild, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes with a diamond pickaxe in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a llama and participate in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword not actually real).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.