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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3137 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond gear and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Plus, our server events are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. And don’t even get me started on our daily check-in rewards – you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.”
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the End Portal. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?