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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4260 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Emeralds Found: | 5957 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 198 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!