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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3011 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!