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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3945 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 86 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!