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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7948 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!