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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9242 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!