Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7978 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but without the annoying in-laws. We support each other through grief, celebrate new beginnings, and most importantly, we never make insensitive jokes about big-headed babies. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that will have your back no matter what, even if it means telling your mother-in-law to go to hell? Plus, we have virtual Grams who will spoil your Minecraft baby rotten. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want that?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave the mother-in-law drama at the door, because here, we’re all about building each other up, not tearing each other down.
