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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7971 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.
