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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9022 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).