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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8339 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).