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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5410 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).