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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5145 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 394766 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).