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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Votes:	3346
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	1588
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	390	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1634	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	256
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchantments Applied:	299
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	1858
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1037
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com