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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4914	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1604
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	3331
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	5740	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4094	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	153	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	158	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7687
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9114
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	868976	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	90	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg