Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

CREEPERS, guilty pleasure, intimacy with self, Jerk, lolz, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Ready, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure is empowering, self pleasure is fulfilling, self pleasure is gratifying, self pleasure is healthy, self pleasure is important, self pleasure is liberating, self pleasure is natural, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-pleasure is normal, sexual pleasure, solo play, Style, taboo

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Emeralds Found:	6812	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7314
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3667
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Votes:	9495	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5517
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	3667	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7173
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

pokeleague.net