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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Emeralds Found:	3630	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Love Letters Sent:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Star Shards Collected:	194
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dimension Hops:	10

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8966	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	594
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Votes:	7843
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4944	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Emeralds Found:	1183	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3291
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	238
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5807	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us