Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

CREEPERS, guilty pleasure, intimacy with self, Jerk, lolz, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Ready, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure is empowering, self pleasure is fulfilling, self pleasure is gratifying, self pleasure is healthy, self pleasure is important, self pleasure is liberating, self pleasure is natural, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-pleasure is normal, sexual pleasure, solo play, Style, taboo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1523	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8143	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	4

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	2907
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	8138	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Potions Brewed:	113
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Falling into the Void:	1

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3264
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7084	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

atm6.craftersland.net

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9115
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

play.fourleafsea.xyz

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9399
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

play.groundedmc.com:25566

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	838428
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

209.192.242.148:25592

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

vanillafun.com

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

mc.bookofventura.net

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

jogar.storyadventure.com.br