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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2025	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	464383	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6136	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6275	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mines Excavated:	1284	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Farms Harvested:	464	Gryphons Tamed:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1089	Farms Harvested:	492
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

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Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	605
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de