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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	6032	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

play.capedirt.net:25002

Sunshine Network

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	456915	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

mc.sunshinesurvival.xyz

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	7733
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

play.basedmc.fun

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	624	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

alanium.com

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Potions Brewed:	154	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

play.odincraft.net:34020

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

ms.minefreeze.net

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3156	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

147.135.8.224:25580

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

play.sovereigncraft.com

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Kimucraft.fun

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

play.zafirocraft.com

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

play.godspunky.in

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

play.secretgarden.tech

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	6719
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu