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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Votes:	7402
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Animals Bred:	128
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Towns Built:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490

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Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2756	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7782
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

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NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	251	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

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WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4798	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

149.56.107.7

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Play.SwyftMC.net