Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

CREEPERS, guilty pleasure, intimacy with self, Jerk, lolz, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Ready, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure is empowering, self pleasure is fulfilling, self pleasure is gratifying, self pleasure is healthy, self pleasure is important, self pleasure is liberating, self pleasure is natural, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-pleasure is normal, sexual pleasure, solo play, Style, taboo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

SakamuraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	660	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Emeralds Found:	8246	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

SakamuraMC is a Minecraft Server started just for the Sakamura Community, but I as the owner think that it’ll be more fun if there’ll be more people that joins us. Feel free to join us.

The server has no real rules, as long as I the owner don’t think you’re breaking anything.

135.125.123.128:25593

TheTorlay – PvP – Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

This server is for anyone to join, It is PvP and has towny enabled so you can create your custom towns and nations.

Join our discord for more info – https://discord.gg/6KSXP3ScfN

146.59.254.212:25599

Toxigonsmp

4Fun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Server IP: ToxigonSMP.aternos.me:64587

ToxigonSMP.aternos.me:64587

Anchor SMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Buildings Constructed:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Anchor SMP is a Survival Minecraft server that is Vanilla and is mainly based around PvP and a type of PvP called Crystal PvP. We made the server as Vanilla as we can and enabled stuff like TnT dupe, Carpet Dupe, 1 Emerald Trades, and Rail Dupe. On this Server there are no land claims so griefing is aloud. Make sure to join the discord! Discord: https://discord.gg/YNpcfjwPPD IP: 51.81.142.124:25573

51.81.142.124:25573

Ice PvP

KitPvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to Ice PvP we are a custom command block kit PvP game we are changing the server later and updates come almost every day.

corruptkiwi.mcs.lol

Shivamgames

Custom Biomes, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, Survival, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	1768	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	142
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

The ShivamGames Minecraft Server 1.19

Some of our Unique Features

85+ New biomes (Terralith)Skills and LevellingCustom EnchantsCustom Nether World Generation (Incendium) Over 1,000 New Advancements (BlazeAndCaves’ advancement pack)Land Claims (Protect your area from griefers)Random Teleportation (Teleport to new areas and discover over 60+ biomes)Minor Gameplay Changes

What makes this server special?While other servers are focused on different gamemodes, our server is mainly survival. We do support and encourage friendly PvP, but the survival experience on our server is simply greater. With the custom world generation, players enjoy a variety of build locations and choices. It is recommended to play with other friends on this server for the best experience.

mc.shivamgames.ga

Dungeon server Minecraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3882	Magic Items Found:	3097
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6340	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

An unusual server with a strange path.It’s hard to say what he is.Anarchy, survival or RPG.Because there are no privates or rules, no regular server.However, the rules are not completely absent.There is no inherent ordinariness to vanilla.As well as complete similarities with RPGs.The server is not finished and is constantly being updated. Server rules are being adjusted.Magic is changing radically, being rethought and remade.

Server Features:– Support for latest versions– Constant updates– Discord channel– Stable work for six months– Administration and support

45.93.200.15:25612

RedeFlexi

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4488
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Votes:	7521
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Best Rankup server in Brazil with overpower economies, very soon we will have SkyWars, P4free, factions, bedwars and much more to have fun with

jogar.redeflexi.com.br

Basecraft

action, Balanced Economy, Bosses, Citizens, ClanWars, Combat, Crazy Enchants, Custom Gamemodes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ores Mined:	4653
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

BASECRAFT

play.basecraft.nl

Minecraft WarTime server

Cities, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6650	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

The server will open soon!

? WarTime is a Minecraft political server where players can fight for power and territory using political strategies and diplomatic interactions.

wartimerp.ru

SolarCiv Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

PLAY.SOLARCIV.COM

Join us for a Minecraft Towny survival server based in the solar system, start on Earth, use geopolitics with your neighbours (friend or foe alike), trade with others and build and influence the economy, construct a rocket and blast off to the Moon, or to Mars, and set up bases there, witness the beauty of nature with ever changing seasons, enhance your vanilla experience (when you’re ready) with technology, increase your skillset with McMMO.

I’m sure there’s a bunch of other buzz words we coulda thought of, yet If you’ve made it this far through this wall of text, be sure to pay us a visit, we hope you’ll like what we’ve set up, as much as we’ve enjoyed putting the experience together for you.

PLAY.SOLARCIV.COM

play.SolarCiv.com

Better Minecraft FORGE

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Dimension Hops:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Public Better Minecraft [FORGE] Modpack server with proximity voice chat, chunk claiming, teams, with Admin and Player owned shops coming soon. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players.

The Mod pack currently doesn’t have the mods needed to properly run a public server.

In order to properly run this server we require you to download extra mods and copy them on Better Minecraft mod pack folder. For Downloads and support join our discord this is also where we make all of our announcements about the server.

Join discord or Website for the server IP and to join our community! Low lag and great TPS! Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/ Join Page: https://silverkeepmc.com/post/2-better-minecraft-server/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MEFgbtW

bettermc.silverkeepmc.com:25569

Zirconiummc

Custom Biomes, Sethome, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	146
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	3661	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	2391

Welcome to ZirconiumMC!

We offer many custom and interesting features that separate us from the boring old survival experience.

We have a whitelist request which can be found on our discordSome of the features we have include custom world generation that include over 90 new biomes to explore!New maxes on enchants to make the late game much more interesting.We have set-homes and tpa, along with vote rewards are also here too!We offer an enjoyable experience with responsive staff that will be happy to help with any problems you may encounter with either the server or other players.

Thank you and we hope you enjoy your stay on ZirconiumMC!

play.ZirconiumMC.net

StrongMine – New Anarchy Minecraft server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

The owner of the “StrongMine – New Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

strongmine.com

GOD__MATT

Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

We are delighted to inform you that our Staff have been working hard and the New EnderElite Server is now Ready for you to play and enjoy!

Some things might change and more servers will be added over time. Ip play.enderelite.com

We look forward to seeing you soon Regards EnderElite Staff

play.enderelite.com