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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1085 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
New Chunks Explored: | 489853 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
If you dare ask us for an ad, we’ll do more than just post your IP – we’ll make sure your Minecraft character gets teleported to the Nether and left there with nothing but a wooden sword and a rotten potato!
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of creepers waiting to blow up your hard work!
So come on, join us if you think you can handle the chaos and madness that awaits. But remember, we don’t take kindly to faggot tossers around here – only the bravest and craziest survive on our server!