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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5656 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 348 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6294 |
Hey there, you absolute legends! Guess what’s poppin’ on our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s wilder than Robert De Niro’s freakout over Trump’s trial and Netanyahu calling a massacre a party!
If you dare ask us for an ad, we’ll do more than just post your IP – we’ll make sure your Minecraft character gets teleported to the Nether and left there with nothing but a wooden sword and a rotten potato!
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of creepers waiting to blow up your hard work!
So come on, join us if you think you can handle the chaos and madness that awaits. But remember, we don’t take kindly to faggot tossers around here – only the bravest and craziest survive on our server!
