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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9454 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”