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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 11744 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”