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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 344 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 2453 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Ores Mined: | 4532 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”