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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6439 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”