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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9638 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4387 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”