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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1325 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”