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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6363 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2629 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Farms Harvested: | 897 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”