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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”