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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8587 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9469 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5345 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 236 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”