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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9886 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”