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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5009 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 338 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”