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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8297 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9317 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”