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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 809 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”