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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2776 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”