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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 945 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 222 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”