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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8457 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 298 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”