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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5301 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”