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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8370 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 4226 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”