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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1246 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 210730 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”