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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1779 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5315 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 196 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”