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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1484 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6185 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”